WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

Does Mommy and Daddy pay for your schooling?
(or are you taking out loan after loan after loan after loan
pretending that debt is something other than REAL MONEY?)
The school you chose to go into debt for is a CADILLAC!!!
(a school for wealthy people)
We are now entering "THE GREAT DEPRESSION 2.0"!!!
HERE'S SOME HARD MATH for you art school kids...

"$40,0000 per year" divided by "2 semesters"
= "$20,0000 per semester"
"$20,0000 / semester" divided by "16 weeks of class"
= "$1,250.00 per week"
"15 credit" hours is usually "5 classes" (worth 3 credit hours each)
"$1,250.00 / week" divided by "5 classes"
= "$250 a class per week"
ex. A basic studio class : 9:30am-12:00pm (2:30 total) > lunch break > 2:00pm-4:30pm (2:30 total) = "5 hours per class per week"
"$250 a class per week" divided by "5 hours per class per week"
= "$50 PER HOUR!"

ex(A) Today you showed up 1 hour late
= pull a $50 bill from your wallet and BURN IT!
ex(B) You skipped class today
= pull TWELVE $20 bills and ONE $10 from your wallet ($250!) and BURN IT ALL!!! (You most likely never have THAT much money free to blow at once. Imagine how terrible and sickened you would feel if you LOST $250 in cash.)

YOUR LOANS ARE REAL MONEY!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
GO TO CLASS!
WORK YOUR ASS OFF!
YOU ARE PAYING HUGE SUMS OF MONEY
FOR EVERY FLEETING MOMENT!!!
YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING BACK THIS MONEY EVEN IF YOU DON'T "MAKE IT BIG"!
ANYONE WHO'S QUALITY OF WORK IS LESS THAN PHENOMENAL IN THIS HARSH ECONOMY
WILL BE UNEMPLOYED!
TAKE THIS DOOM AND LET IT BE A FIRE UNDER YOUR ASS.